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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

Dad Jokes

Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino...

Hilarious Animal Jokes! submitted by kids.

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse. Why was the sheep kicked out of the casino? Because it kept baa-ing at the craps table. What did the duck say when it bought...

What does “IDK” mean?

Mike: What does “IDK” mean?Dr. Prongo: I don’t know.Mike: Ugh! Nobody does!

How does a scientist freshen her breath?

How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints!