Prongo.com Jokes -Break time--

Title:	Submitted By:	Date Submitted:
Why do seagulls live by the sea?	Dezmon	08/15/00
Knock Knock...	Em	08/15/00
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?	Ethan	08/14/00
Why did the stoplight turn red?	Amanda	08/14/00
How is a stoplight and a baby alike?	Mandy	08/14/00
KNOCK, KNOCK	WILLIE	08/14/00
Why didn't the chicken take the soup that was offered to him by Snags?	BamBam	08/14/00
Why did the farmer cross the road?	carissa or kissy	08/14/00
What is black and white and red all over?	Tim	08/14/00
What did the prince think of Snow White?	smiley	08/14/00
HOW DO YOU STOP A SKUNK FROM SMELLING??	CHRIS R	08/14/00
Why did the chicken cross the playground?	Warren	08/14/00
OKAY U PUT A GERAFFE IN A REFRIGERATOR AND U TAKE IT OUT	AMBERLERT	08/12/00
KNOCK KNOCK	Doree	08/11/00
Why did the boy eat the coin??	O"Donnell	08/11/00
Why did the turtle cross the road?	Sayda/Soda	08/10/00
WHY THE FISH IS AFRAID OF THE COMPUTER?...	RUSH	08/10/00
Why did the little boy take a ladder to the market?	mallisssa	08/09/00
What did the frog say when he saw all his friends at the pond?	jess	08/09/00
What do you call a table without feet?	mica*	08/08/00
There were 2 sausages on the frying pan.	toto	08/07/00
How can you tell there is an elephant in your refriderator?	Tonya	08/07/00
Why did the cow cross the road?	Bryce	08/06/00
Why did the Chicken say no when the other asked it to cross the road?	Meliss	08/06/00
Why did the rooster cross the road?	Markie	08/06/00
WHY DIDN'T THE DOGS WANT TO GO IN THE BEACH?	CRISTY	08/05/00
KNOCK KNOCK	Meg	08/04/00
There once were these three guys:Shut up, Trouble and Manners...	Felicia	08/03/00
Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?	Felicia	08/03/00
Why did the boy eat his homework?	bisi	08/02/00
This boy took a science test on the ocean.	Desiree	07/31/00
What did the grape say when the boy stepped on it?	Desiree	07/31/00
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?	Desiree	07/31/00
Why did Jenny throw her clock out the window?	katie	07/28/00
Mrs. Tan came panting back home.	Sandee	07/28/00
What did the General do with his arms?	Brady	07/27/00
What did Cinderella say when the photographer misplaced her pictures?	Elvis	07/26/00
What did the cheese say to the other one?	Tifanie	07/25/00
Why did the cookie go to the docters?	Jennifer	07/25/00
What did the rug say to the floor?	Cherry	07/21/00
Why don't lobsters share there toys?	Amanda	07/17/00
Whats the best thing you put in your pie?	Amanda	07/16/00
Once there was a boy in kindergarden...	Amanda	07/16/00
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?	elvis	07/13/00
Why did the man go outside with a bowl?	Crystal (CECE)	07/12/00
What did the traffic light say to the car?	Walter	07/12/00
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?	Mt_Rainier	07/11/00
What happened to the maid that fell into the volcano?	Niam	07/11/00
What is a ship that doesn't have an engine or doesn't float on water?	MiChELleO'S	07/11/00
What does a sick bird need?	Paricia	07/11/00
Why did the woman go outside with her purse open?	Steve	07/07/00