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Title:	Submitted By:
What did the motor say to the battery	Stan
Where do they put rowdy apes?	Dan
What do vegetables wear when they get married?	Adam
What kind of fish is good at old maid?	Paul
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANIMAL THAT YOU HATE BUT YOU CLAP FOR?	Mimi
What kind of bow is impossible to tie?	Laura
What did the candle say to the candle?	Laura
One day a little boy was walking home from school in the thunder storm....	Alyssa
What lies on the ground a hundred feet in the air?	Tyler
Where do ducks go on their vacation?	DC
What do you call a bear with out teeth?	Kel Kel
What's the handiest tree?	Sam
How can I tell a baseball is hurt?	Nick
What's the handiest tree?	Sam
Why did Jill cover her hand in ketchup?	keli
Why did the boy take a broom to the dance?	Guinea pig fan
What did the math book say to the other math book???	Morgan
Why didn't the coach let Cinderella play baseball?	Celeste
What did the firecracker say to the man?	ashley
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?	Hannah
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN CROSS A BOW THAT CAN TIE	Teely
What jeans do ghost wear?	Kayla Franks
What do you call a captain wearing underwear?	Zack
What are two meals that you do not eat for Breakfast?	Brendan Kelley
What's Black and white Black and white black and white and green?	Lydia West
Teacher: simon spell your name backwards	Tony
WHAT DID THE AIR BALLOON SAY TO THE MAN?	brit l
What you get when frosty and dracula cross the road?	jamie
what do you get when you cross a rainstorm and a convertible?	je
WHAT DID THE PARACHUTE SAY TO THE MAN?	jamie
What did sock say to the shoe?	brittne
Why don't sea gulls fly over the bay?	jamie
Pat; Doc I am having a problem in remembering things	noel
What do you call a bow that you can't tie?	--------

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